Interesting Forest People

Just a little insight on the kind of people we encounter here in the forest. Today we had a half a dozen handfuls of people who affirmed any questions I had about the movie Deliverance. For example, a guy walked in and wanted to know where the waterfalls were. I stood up and as I was walking to the rack with the information he said, "Oh they are here? Are they in this office?" He found himself humorous, I found him annoying. I gave him the information on how to get to the waterfalls but when he was informed that he would have to walk a mile and a half to see it, he was no longer interested. Sadly enough he could have used the exercise. Another family came in and also wanted to see some waterfalls. The father said, "How do you get into the forest?" He was dead serious!!! Jeanne Marie and I looked at each other like, "?". As if that wasn't bad enough, he went on to say, "Where is the sign to the forest?" We were at a loss for words. While he was making himself look like the idiot he was, his 3 preteen daughters were in the bathroom spraying a whole can of air freshener. The mix of stinky rednecks and rose room spray are never good. Then the best one of all, a guy comes in off his motorcycle in a full on ski outfit, he was puffy. haha He wanted to purchase a decal which is used to get into the day use areas. He didn't know anything about where he could use the pass, he just knew he wanted one. So I sold him one for $30 then he started asking about the shooting range. "How do you use the shooting range?" he said. Again we were at a loss for words. We told him to take his gun down there and target practice. What did he want us to tell him?
Just a little preview on the kind of people I will NOT miss in the forest.